The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth is the intro cutscene to The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow in LittleBigPlanet 2.


Clive Handforth: I'm a little man, sitting in a can.

Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhh!

And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat.

Larry Da Vinci: Um, hello?

Clive Handforth: But now I've got no factory and nowhere to go.

Larry Da Vinci: I say...?

Clive Handforth: If only there was someone *AHEM* to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation!

Oh hello. My name's Clive. Clive Handforth.

Welcome to The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is.

Larry Da Vinci: Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?

Clive Handforth: Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?

Indulge me, as I trudge down memory lane.

There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in the all the land.

Printed calendars and built huge spaceships.

A simple life, we weren't miserable.

Well, things could have been better, I suppose.

We got by.

But then, The Negativitron arrived and attacked!

I was ravaged and discarded.

Larry Da Vinci: Yes yes Clive, but the army?

Clive Handforth: The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the factory.

You'll have to get in and set them free.



LBP2 Story 3-Intro - The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth

LBP2 Story 3-Intro - The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth

List of LittleBigPlanet 2 Main Levels
Da Vinci's Hideout
Introduction (LittleBigPlanet 2)Let's Get You Match FitRookie TestGrab and SwingGripple GrappleBravery TestFinal TestOur Newest Member
Victoria's Laboratory
The Temperamental BaketressRunaway TrainBrainy CakesThe CakeinatorCurrent AffairsKling KlongFollow That Sackbot
The Factory of a Better Tomorrow
The Sad Song Of Clive HandforthMaximum SecurityPipe DreamsBang for BuckWaste DisposalFowl PlayI Told You We'd Make It!
My Magnificence Knows No BoundsAvalon's Advanced Armaments AcademyGot the HumpThe Sackbot RedemptionFlying in the Face of DangerHuge Peril for Huge SpaceshipHigginwhonow?
Eve's Asylum
A Nurse, A Tree And A DuckUp And At 'EmFireflies When You're Having FunPatients Are A VirtueCasa Del HigginbothamInvasion Of The Body InvadersThe Most Sense You'll Hear All Day
The Cosmos
Negativitron IncomingSet The Controls For The Heart Of The NegativitronFull Metal RabbitWhere In The World Is Avalon Centrifuge?Fight of the BumblebeesInto The Heart Of The NegativitronHomeward Bound
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