Not a great victory for health and safety,
but a thrilling ride nonetheless.
This, old chum,
its Stitchem Manor,
The final resting place of house dreaded Titans.
Nana Pud, the crazy crone who lives here,
I suspect to be prophetic liberator of those diabolical denizens!
(That's means she's going to relase them).
You must get up there and stop her!
I've got eggs to boil!
But rest assured I'll be right behind you!
Well, not right behind you,
give you a bit of space obviously!
...But safety behind you.