Newton's Short Stand Up Career is the second to last cutscene level in LittleBigPlanet 3, located in Ziggurat.


Newton: Ah, dear friend! How marvelous to see you! How galling it must be for you to see how creative I've become!

But this is just the beginning, dear chumbs.

The Creative Heart now belongs to me!

Yes ME!

All of Bunkum's throughts and dreams are mine to do with as I please!

And who is this?

Another of Bunkum's has-been Heroes!

Well you've seen better days, haven't you?

It matters not. You cannot stop me now!

Oh You'll have to excuse me. I have affairs of the Heart to attend to...

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