The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth (Original)

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Lyrics:

Here, Standing In A Can

They Are All Enslaved

Hello My Name Is Clive, Clive Handforth, Welcome To The Factory Of A Better Tommorow

Larry Da Vinci: Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?

Clive Handforth: Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?

Indulge me, as I trudge down memory lane.

There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in the all the land.

Printed calendars and built huge spaceships.

A simple life, we weren't miserable, we were happy.

A haven of neo-capitalism.

Well, things could have been better, I suppose.

We got by.

But then, The Negativitron arrived and attacked!

I was ravaged and discarded.

Larry Da Vinci: Yes yes Clive, but the army?

Clive Handforth: The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the factory.

You'll have to get in and set them free.