The Temperamental Baketress

The Temperamental Baketress is the intro cutscene to Victoria's Laboratory in LittleBigPlanet 2.

Transcript
Larry Da Vinci:  Oof, wait a sec, I'm not as young as I used to be in my youth.

What the...?

Hello? Um, Victoria, angel cake?

Victoria Von Bathysphere: Oh, my house!

Years of building and baking down the plug hole.

Was is me? What did I do wrong?

What didn't I do right?

Larry Da Vinci:  Plum pudding, you're marvelous! Prodigious!

They say everyone has ten thousand bad inventions in them, don't they.

I'm sure this isn't your fault.

Victoria Von Bathysphere: It always is! And my Sackbots, my beautiful robots.

Baked fresh last night and stolen away to Cog knows where, or mutated -

into abominations.

Please Da Vinci. Help me?

Larry Da Vinci:  Well, um, I... Aha! Sack Thing is game for some larks I'll wager.

Your first Alliance mission, how about it old chap?

Victoria Von Bathysphere: Oh, thank you dear, I'm no good at this!

Just get rid of all those monsters and shut down my Machine that's been hijacked into making them. Easy as pie.